Friday, April 01, 2005
I rolled my change, all three hundred and seventeen dollars worth. I was going to take it to the bank today, but I don't have time.

Mitch Hedberg is still dead. A friend of mine had a theory that it could be an April Fool's joke. It doesn't seem like something Hedberg would do, but I do have a bit of hope in my heart. I only choose to believe this because there is nothing mentioning his death on his website, and it was updated on the 31st and he was supposedly found on the 30th. I think that sounds a little fishy. I guess I'll be slapped in the face by reality in the next day or so.

But, I'll be in Mississippi where the news takes a week to get to. I will have a rockin' time.

I must now go do trip preparation things.

Adios!

| Maribeth| | 6:41 AM|

Thursday, March 31, 2005
Tonight during class I swear I felt my brain turn to mush. It's a combination of the sensation you get when you hit your funny bone and you have to sneeze. I did ace my oral test.

I then went to Target to by some denture cleaner for my invisalign. They no longer smell and I have been classified as an old lady by Sister.

I hit an opossum on the way home. It was crossing the street and had just about finished. I slowed down to avoid hitting it. I waited for a moment, and thought it had moved. Apparently it was under my tire and I ended up running over it. I didn't end up killing it. When I got out of my car, I could still seeing it flopping about in the road. You may view the body from the steps of the Crestridge house from now until someone moves it.

I'm going to Mississippi tomorrow. I pretty dang excited. I'm spending Friday in Starky and Saturday in Lumby. We're going to tear it up. Hopefully I will take many pictures with my gig memory stick. I will then share them with you or hold them to blackmail someone in the future. It depends on what they are of.

Mitch Hedberg died. So did Johnny Cochran and Terri Schiavo. I'm sure a lot of other people died, but those are the only ones I've heard about.

That's my update folks. See you when I get back to town of Sunday.

| Maribeth| | 8:32 PM|

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

If anyone would like a striped cat that likes to pee on you, please contact me.

| Maribeth| | 1:22 AM|



foil ball

history


foil ball was created many years ago in a middle room in a house in Nashville
two sisters were sitting in recliners, lesiurly tossing a ball made of foil to one another
little did they know that they were about to create the best game ever
they called the game "foil ball", and it was good

since then, foil ball has become the official game of Earth

kudos to these two sisters, the people of Earth thank you


equipment


-a ball made of foil
-two chairs at least four feet apart
-a desire to kick some foil butt
-foil lasso (optional)
-foil hat (optional)


rules


-the foil ball must be made of foil
-the foil may not come from a roll of foil
-the players may not move out of their chairs
-the foil lasso may only be used as a very last resort
-the foil hat is only for looks, because all good foil ballers know, you
must be stylin' and profilin' when playing foil ball



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