Foil Ball: The Official Game of Earth

Thursday, October 21, 2004
Where are you Ferrari???

I heard some kitty-kat screams and I ran to the front door. I opened it to let the cat in, but she ran off. I think she might have been in a fight with another cat. The dogs ran after her and then I heard them fight briefly. I ran to get my flashlight. I looked for them from the front porch, but didn't see them. I then did the unthinkable, I went looking around the outside of the house at night. I kept calling Rosie's name, but no one answered. This all happened five minutes ago. I hope she returns, and I hope she's okay. She shouldn't run outside this late at night.

Well, I'm about to leave the little ones alone tonight. Hopefully they won't tear up too much stuff.

| Maribeth| | 9:37 PM|

foil ball

history

foil ball was created many years ago in a middle room in a house in Nashville
two sisters were sitting in recliners, lesiurly tossing a ball made of foil to one another
little did they know that they were about to create the best game ever
they called the game "foil ball", and it was good

since then, foil ball has become the official game of Earth

kudos to these two sisters, the people of Earth thank you

equipment

-a ball made of foil
-two chairs at least four feet apart
-a desire to kick some foil butt
-foil lasso (optional)
-foil hat (optional)

rules

-the foil ball must be made of foil
-the foil may not come from a roll of foil
-the players may not move out of their chairs
-the foil lasso may only be used as a very last resort
-the foil hat is only for looks, because all good foil ballers know, you
must be stylin' and profilin' when playing foil ball