Foil Ball: The Official Game of Earth

Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Guess who's come back to the world of blogging . . . . me!!!!! After a week long celebration of the Olsen Sisters graduating and turning 18, I've been way too tired to updated. It also didn't help that their birthday was the day before flag day. When two fabulious holidays like that are so close together, it's hard for me to recover. I have been partying non stop. It's been great, but I'm not as young as I used to be.

In my life, nothing much has really happened. I took Opie to get her hair did, and that was about it. I also made a 93 on my test. Go me. I need to do my online projects, but I'm not feeling it at the moment. I have also been slacking in the working out department. I've taken four days off!!!!! I went this morning to get back on track, and there were people working out on my machines!!!!! This world is so evil. Hopefully the world will read this and understand that at least one elliptical machine, with moving handles, should be open for me AT ALL TIMES!!!!! I don't want to kill, but I will.

| Maribeth| | 1:44 PM|

foil ball

history

foil ball was created many years ago in a middle room in a house in Nashville
two sisters were sitting in recliners, lesiurly tossing a ball made of foil to one another
little did they know that they were about to create the best game ever
they called the game "foil ball", and it was good

since then, foil ball has become the official game of Earth

kudos to these two sisters, the people of Earth thank you

equipment

-a ball made of foil
-two chairs at least four feet apart
-a desire to kick some foil butt
-foil lasso (optional)
-foil hat (optional)

rules

-the foil ball must be made of foil
-the foil may not come from a roll of foil
-the players may not move out of their chairs
-the foil lasso may only be used as a very last resort
-the foil hat is only for looks, because all good foil ballers know, you
must be stylin' and profilin' when playing foil ball