Foil Ball: The Official Game of Earth

Friday, December 31, 2004
I would like to start off by correcting myself, Napoleon Dynamite does have deleted scenes. They suck. That is all.

On a happier note, I figured out what father is doing in Florida. I'm glad that I will get to experience Club Paris in just a week.

| Maribeth| | 1:31 AM|

Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Crap on you blogger and windows for losing my post.

Here'smy summary of what I was writing:
Napoleon Dynamite is not dynamite at all. There's no plot just strong characters which are very annoying. The Mormons have tried to trick us again. The book of Mormon is not from God and this 1.5 hours of scenes is not a movie. Stay in Utah. Watch it, don't buy it. The DVD's extra features suck. They have a feature that shows the crew filming a wedding scene, but you can't find the scene on DVD. CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP

i'm out

| Maribeth| | 11:42 PM|

Sunday, December 26, 2004

After not updating my site for over a month, I have decide to move to a new blog. All this excitement will start on Jan. 1, 2005. I hope to see you there.

| Maribeth| | 9:11 PM|

foil ball

history

foil ball was created many years ago in a middle room in a house in Nashville
two sisters were sitting in recliners, lesiurly tossing a ball made of foil to one another
little did they know that they were about to create the best game ever
they called the game "foil ball", and it was good

since then, foil ball has become the official game of Earth

kudos to these two sisters, the people of Earth thank you

equipment

-a ball made of foil
-two chairs at least four feet apart
-a desire to kick some foil butt
-foil lasso (optional)
-foil hat (optional)

rules

-the foil ball must be made of foil
-the foil may not come from a roll of foil
-the players may not move out of their chairs
-the foil lasso may only be used as a very last resort
-the foil hat is only for looks, because all good foil ballers know, you
must be stylin' and profilin' when playing foil ball